/u/Affectionate_Bit_722's posts
[EU] Kobeni has finally had enough, and quits her job as a Devil Hunter. So, to make ends meet, she picks up the night shift at a family restaurant called, "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria."
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[WP] "Pizza's here!" "Thank yo-wait....Jesus?" "Yeah, after that whole "crucifiction" thing, Dad told me I had to move out, and nobody's hiring a carpenter nowadays, but I gotta find some way to pay the bills, so here we are."
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[WP] Your high school is a little weird. Your class specifically. Half of your classmates are 30 pretending to be 18, the teacher's a literal gorilla, a robot that everyone knows is a robot, but nobody wants to say anything because he's trying so hard to be human, and you're a crab in a human mech.
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[WP] Every 100 years, there's a meeting between representatives from every pantheon across the galaxy. But this meeting was special. Earth had Gods again, and the representative was a God of the Void. But when he showed up, everyone was surprised to see an 8-inch tall bug with a mask walk in.
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[WP] Your roommate, Adam, is pretty weird. He's got this thing against apples, hates snakes, and has weirdly specific knowledge about history, almost like he's lived through it himself. His girlfriend, Eve, also has these quirks.
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[WP] While most genies try to twist peoples wishes, you're the only one that doesn't. Which is what you're trying to explain to this person who keeps making increasingly complex wishes which backfire on them, thinking they need to outsmart you.
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[WP] You're about to go to sleep, when a horrifying monster comes out from under your bed and onto your lap. "There's scary monsters under your bed, so I'm sleeping up here."
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[WP] It is said that only the programmer and God knows how the programmer wrote some code. A couple days pass, and only God knows. Which is why it's to everyone's shock when not even God can figure out what's wrong with your code.
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[WP] A person asks God to send them one of his angels. God decides to send one of his renegade angels named Xavier.
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