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[WP] Just 'cause it'd be funny, God makes it so that whenever someone starts a new chapter in the Bible, it plays an anime opening.
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[WP] In your free time, you go to the mystery section of the library and tear out the last few pages of the books there, in order to make them more mysterious.
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[WP] The final confrontation between the Hero's party and the Dark Lord is about to begin. But before the final battle starts, one of the party members reveals that the Dark Lord is their parent, and try to talk some sense into them.
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[EU] A group of criminals are discussing their upcoming bank heist. "Look, all we gotta do to avoid the Bat catching us, is rob it during the day, and get outta Gotham before night." "No, my cousin once robbed a lady and made it to Metropolis before night came, but Batman still got to him later."
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[WP] As an vampire, you tend to hold grudges longer than most. So when you finally got free from your prison after 40+ years, you kidnapped the child of the one who imprisoned you, with the intent to kill it in front of their parent. But to your surprise, the child begins growing on you.
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