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[WP] Humans aren't the smartest species in the galaxy. In fact, they're considered below average. But what sets them apart, is the fact that they're the only sentient species to come from a Deathworld, which makes humanity perfect to put down threats no other species can.
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[WP] You're being held at gunpoint by Bill Nye, Obama and Neil Degrass Tyson. "Eat the brown part of this banana."
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[EU] After the disaster of Fallout 76, Todd Howard was fired and with no way to support himself, ends up homeless. At some point he passes out from the cold and starvation, but as he's waking up he hears, "Hey, you. You're finally awake."
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[WP] "I'm not jumping off the diving board until that guy goes away." The person points to Moses, who's standing nearby the pool, trying and failing to not look suspicious.
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[WP] The Hangover, but instead of a wedding, you and your friends are being chased by NATO and have to figure out what your drunk selves did, and see if you can prove your innocence.
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[Eu] "For your consideration. The world's wealthiest man made the largest purchase of his life at 44 billion dollars. The product? A machine that shows him the thoughts of millions of people who all have one thing in common, they hate him. Tonight.......on the Twilight Zone."
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[WP] Your honor, seeing as how I killed my client in this very courtroom, it's impossible for them to have committed any crime. We move to dismiss all charges.
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