/u/ArseArse69's posts
When they found out the truth they locked me in a room to die. They should have left me there. They should have remembered.
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[WP] All werewolves are descended from Fenrir, and they draw their power from the moon. One of them is going there as an astronaut, not knowing that this will make him far larger and more powerful than his ancient ancestor.
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[WP] It’s the day of Santa’s arraignment. The charges? 26,675,546,002 counts of trespassing, 72,987,654,567 counts of illegal surveillance and privacy violations, and 56,765 counts of wage theft and other labor violations.
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[WP] Due to a clerical error hundreds of letters to Santa accidentally get sent to Satan. The devil decides to answer them.
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[WP] Tradition at the North Pole is that the child with the highest overall “Nice” score on Santa’s list gets everything they asked for, no matter what. The problem is that this year’s winner asked for a dragon, and Santa is determined to fulfill it.
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[WP] A fraud investigator is sent to verify some very unusual charges made on a customer’s platinum credit card. It turns out he did indeed purchase ten lords a leaping and eight maids a milking, and many other bizarre things within a twelve day span.
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[WP] It’s your first day as a county tax auditor. Your first assignment is to tell a dragon that he’s 185 years past due on property taxes assessed on his mountain cave.
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[WP] In a kitchen where the appliances, cookware, and utensils come to life like the Toy Story universe, a crockpot is replaced as the cook’s favorite appliance by an instapot.
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[WP] Day 21 on the desserted island. Today I managed to choke down some coconut tiramisu and a slice of cheesecake. What I wouldn’t give for some nice broccoli right about now...
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