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[NOV23] “I’m sorry officer I don’t know who this kid is, I’ve never seen her before.”

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[NOV23] “I know YOU want me overweight so nobody looks at me, but I’M trying to be the BEST version of myself!” my girlfriend screamed at me.

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“I’m sorry about my son, he’s autistic nonverbal, you can just pretend he doesn’t exist,” my mother explained apologetically.

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[DEC23] “Yes my sweet, Mommy’s bun just needed double the time in the oven,” I explained to my toddler.

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The hooded man gave me a bell and told me every time I rang it I would receive 100 gold coins, but there’d be a cumulative cost that wouldn’t directly affect me.

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“I’m sorry about my son, he’s autistic nonverbal, you can just pretend he doesn’t exist,” my mother explained apologetically.

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The man that killed my wife kneeled beneath the guillotine as his sentence was read, and I heard a woman in the crowd sobbing and professing her relief that at least her son would die a quick death.

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“I can’t anymore, I’m done,” the boy sobbed, leaning heavily against the shovel.

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My wife examined our newborn daughter’s twisted and malformed foot before reluctantly handing her to me, and I took her carefully.

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The aliens chose a champion from each land dwelling species on Earth to fight to the death in tournament combat with the species of the final winner allowed to live.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV23] “I’m sorry officer I don’t know who this kid is, I’ve never seen her before.”	3864
[NOV23] “I know YOU want me overweight so nobody looks at me, but I’M trying to be the BEST version of myself!” my girlfriend screamed at me.	3811
“I’m sorry about my son, he’s autistic nonverbal, you can just pretend he doesn’t exist,” my mother explained apologetically.	3490
[DEC23] “Yes my sweet, Mommy’s bun just needed double the time in the oven,” I explained to my toddler.	3236
The hooded man gave me a bell and told me every time I rang it I would receive 100 gold coins, but there’d be a cumulative cost that wouldn’t directly affect me.	2710
“I’m sorry about my son, he’s autistic nonverbal, you can just pretend he doesn’t exist,” my mother explained apologetically.	2580
The man that killed my wife kneeled beneath the guillotine as his sentence was read, and I heard a woman in the crowd sobbing and professing her relief that at least her son would die a quick death.	2579
“I can’t anymore, I’m done,” the boy sobbed, leaning heavily against the shovel.	2515
My wife examined our newborn daughter’s twisted and malformed foot before reluctantly handing her to me, and I took her carefully.	2294
The aliens chose a champion from each land dwelling species on Earth to fight to the death in tournament combat with the species of the final winner allowed to live.	2001