/u/Broodfoos's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You've gone back in time from the modern era to conquer the Earth at an earlier date. The only problem is you've only ever been good at making pretzels so now you must conquest the world with pretzels.
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[WP] After Marie Kondo got her Netflix show she is finally able to enact her master plan: control the world through her cleaning plan.
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[TT] You theorize that those silica packets that specifically say "Do Not Eat" and "Throw away" have been an ingenious ploy to hide and destroy the one thing all humans have been searching for... what the thing is you have no idea but you hypothesize that if you ingest the "silica" you'll find out.
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[WP] You for some reason are apart of the Illuminati and it's like insane there's like aliens and lizard people and one guy just has a fish arm. One day I just black out and then here I am eating sushi with Abe Lincoln and making sure the seal on the Chthulu is holding.
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[WP] The fridge at work is generally empty, well aside for some random ketchup packets strewn about on the inside. But today when you open it in hopes to sucker some fool out of their snackums you find a small satchel of food with a letter on top reading "Don't Eat - God"
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