/u/Captain_Fartbeard's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] As king, you built a city encompassed by insurmountable walls to protect the terrified remains of humanity from the monsters outside. Nothing can get in or out. Unbeknownst to your subjects, you're actually a shape-shifting monster, and you've just built the first human farm.
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[WP] Science isn't your strong suit, as none of your experiments work. When you try to make a baking soda volcano, you somehow stumble upon the cure for cancer. A homemade build-a-battery kit builds a time machine instead. It's really quite frustrating.
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[WP] You are a great spirit who has haunted a large castle for centuries. Dozens of monster hunters and adventurers have journeyed from far and wide to fight you. After a particularly taxing fight, you decide to take a nap. You wake up 300 years later and discover your castle is now a "Wal-Mart."
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[WP] Aliens have invaded Earth and colonized Earth. You were wiped out in the initial attack but come back from the dead as a ghost, wandering amongst your enslaved fellow humans. The aliens have no idea what a ghost is. It's time for revenge.
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[WP] As another wallet falls down a storm drain, you curse and, shaking your fists at the heavens yell out, "The universe is rigged against me!" Suddenly everyone stops and looks at you. "Oh crap, you figured it out"
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[WP] The most famed and powerful group of monster slayers in the land consist of five extraordinary individuals. Orion the Brave, Gallant the Noble, Hera the Swift, Elena the Gifted, and Percy the mild mannered Accountant. These are their tales.
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[WP] After years of in depth scientific research, you finally proved that God exists. Just not the ones you thought.
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[WP] As tech support for the universe, it's your job to fix broken systems and get them running smoothly again. Your latest task is the solar system, and this "Earth" planet sure has a lot of bugs. Not to mention the A.I. has gone completely awry. This might just be your hardest job yet.
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[WP] EARTH is a simulation created by a highly advanced race designed to test how different beings, called "Humans", react to certain stimuli. Now the scientists want to try a new experiment. Introducing a test subject to their own world and see how they react. You have been chosen.
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[WP] It's your first day on the job as a Narrator. Your boss Morgan Freeman gave you something nice and simple to start off, narrate an average-looking guy's day at the office. Easy, right? Not quite. It turns out he works for the illuminati and they're planning something big. Really big.
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