/u/Captain_Fartbeard's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] There's a new blockbuster movie out, and the main character, while not very heroic, is quite relatable. Too relatable, in fact. The movie seems to be chronicling the last year of your life, with you as the main character.
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[WP] Every day when you woke up, there would be a Corgi staring at you through the window. Every day the number would increase until millions of Corgis stood outside your house each morning. Funny thing was, nobody else could see them... until now.
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[WP] You are a monster therapist. You help werewolves learn to deal with their curses, assist vampires with blood addictions, etc. One day, you get a client you've never seen before, a strange little man in a red spacesuit. He calls himself an "impostor"...
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[WP] The doctors told you to stay in your sterile bubble for your own good due to your compromised immune system. You believed them, until one day something new slips into your bubble and you realize that you weren't imprisoned for your safety, but their own.
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[WP] You have eyes that can stare into people's souls. The true nature of someone's character is exposed to you the moment you lay eyes on them, making you the ultimate judge. Right now you're looking in a mirror.
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[WP] Nobody knows where he came from. Nobody knows where he went. But the legacy he left behind was legendary. These are the epic tales... of Cotton Eye Joe.
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[WP] Despite being Cupid and helping millions find romance, you had been single for your whole life. One day you decide to shoot a random arrow into the sky in the hopes of finding ture love. With abject horror, you watch as it hits the Easter bunny right in the tail. "Hey there sexy," he says.
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[WP] It's May 1st 2020. You look out the window and see winged monkeys of doom emerging from the abyss to inflict Satan's wrath upon the world. All you have to defend yourself with is a roll of 2-ply toilet paper.
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[WP] It's ten years from now and the apocalypse is here. Fortunately for you, you were rich AF and were able to secure a spot in the last remaining survival bunker. Now it's up to you and your fellow billionaires to rebuild society. Problem is, none of you have worked a day in your lives.
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[WP] One day you wake up to the apocalypse unfolding outside your bedroom window. The flying monkeys of doom have emerged from the fiery abyss to inflict Satan's wrath upon humanity. All you have to defend yourself with is a pack of 2-ply toilet paper. Welcome to May.
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