WritingPrompts

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[WP] [WP] One day you wake up to the apocalypse unfolding outside your bedroom window. The flying monkeys of doom have emerged from the abyss to inflict Satan's wrath upon a reeling humanity. All you have to defend yourself with is a pack of 2-ply toilet paper.	1
[WP] One day you wake up to the apocalypse unfolding outside your bedroom window. The flying monkeys of doom have emerged from the abyss to inflict Satan's wrath upon humanity. All you have to defend yourself with is a pack of 2-ply toilet paper.	1
Despite being Cupid and helping millions find romance, you had been single for your whole life. One day you decide to shoot a random arrow into the sky in the hopes of finding ture love. With abject horror, you watch as it hits the Easter bunny right in the tail. "Hey there sexy," he says.	1
You are a great spirit who has haunted a large castle for centuries. Dozens of monster hunters and adventurers have journeyed from far and wide to fight you. After a particularly taxing fight, you decide to take a nap. You wake up 300 years later and discover your castle is now a "Wal-Mart."	1
[WP] One day, you wake up to find out that the house you lived in for ten years has been sentient all this time. Everything from the walls, appliances, and even shampoo bottles have been silently watching you all this time, recording every moment you spent in that house. And it has a lot to say.	1
[WP] It's the annual holiday mascots picnic, and anyone who's anyone is here. Santa Claus, The Easter bunny, the thanksgiving turkey, and all the rest of the holidays are enjoying themselves when suddenly Uncle Sam bursts in wielding an AK-47 and a bucket of KFC. "Hello Motherf***kers" he says	0
[WP] If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton Eye Joe?	0

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