WritingPrompts

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[WP]"You have my bow," said the Elf. "You have my axe!" said the Dwarf. "You have my Sacha," said the Heavy Weapons Guy. "She weighs 150kg and fires ten thousand rounds per minute."	2073
[WP] you wake up and find an alligator in your kitchen. It is wearing clothes very similar to yours, and there's a note pinned to its shirt that says in your handwriting, "I'm you from an alternate timeline. Oh, and we're roommates now."	735
[WP] A young advenrurer rolls a 1, fumbles, and drops his sword, accidentally killing the dragon. He is celebrated as a hero of the land, married to a beautiful princess, and given a fantastic and fulfilling life. This is not at all what he wanted.	185
[WP] A genie you don't recognize informs you that you have just used your second wish to forget your first one. You have one left.	180
[WP] Everyone knows the story of the split path and the two brothers one of whom always lies, and one who always speaks true. Unfortunately, nobody warned your party about the third path, and the brother who only speaks in TV quotes from the 80s.	117
[WP] The zombie apocalypse finally happened... sort of. As your former-cat tries in vain to bite your head, you sigh and return your attention to your medical research, concluding that science has no idea why only humans are immune.	93
[WP] Ye were born a Witch, prophecised in the Which-community as destined to save your Coven. Ye wanted none of that nonsense, and ran away at age 18 to join a pirate crew.	50
[WP] Most sorcerers where you're from get powers from elemental planes like fire or air. You wanted to be a chef instead, and were surprised to find you developed magic from the plane of ranch-dressing. You are the sauceror!	40
[EU]"You don't understand, Jim," Batman replied. "They never existed! The entire Justice League was just me and expensive holograms and illusions. Now that I'm broke, there is nobody that we can call."	37
[WP] It's career day at Fantasy-High. You'd love to recruit a new Barbarian Intern, but all the other class recruiters keep using flashy "magic" to hold student's attention better than you.	36

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