WritingPrompts

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[EU] As a Ferengi raised by Vulcans, you find it very logical to profit as much as possible by selling anti-virus software to the invading Borg for obscene amounts of wealth they see no practical use for.	32
[WP] A group of schoolkids are left bewildered when they catch a leprechaun, and are given a pot full of index funds because their country doesn't use the gold-standard.	30
[WP] When the Orcs invaded, we expected the savages from myth and folklore, and we prepared our own armies for a violent battle. Nobody expected them to kill us all with kindness instead.	25
[WP] there exists a peculiarly ugly mushroom that, if you let it grow on your skin, can suffer the effects of any poison or disease for you. You remain healthy as long as it can grow. A patient has just walked into your clinic absolutely covered in them.	24
[WP] Your family adopted the most playful and adorable puppy. That was 500 years ago, and he's been a loyal friend, passed down generation-to-generation since.	22
[WP]As the DM, it falls to you to kick out the player who is cheating by using non-euclidian dice to get impossible results.	18
[WP] The Witch gazes deep into her crystal ball, seemingly lost in thought as she searches for the perfect Child Casserole recipe. You, having been stuck in the past with nobody believing you, are shocked to recognize a Google Search results page inside her crystal ball.	18
[WP]The small girl looks particularly nervous as she enters Nick The Nose's Tattoo Parlor in her summer-dress. Still, she places cash on the counter, makes eye contact with Nick, and asks for the Eye of Cthulhu to be tattooed on her as large as possible.	16
[WP] Every Princess in the kingdom gets a title and themed party fit their 7th birthday. It's always Pink-princess, or Unicorn-princess, or Glitter-Princess or similar. This upcoming one is different though. She's INSISTING on being Chainsaw-Princess.	15
[WP]"Consarnit, Cleetus! Them cobras was deadly enough BEFORE you taught them to shoot guns!"	11

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