/u/CarpenterSpiritual40's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "Good morning, human Ma'am. My name is Chip, and this is my partner Port. We were wondering if you have a few minutes to read our pamphlet, and talk about the glory of The Great 0001, and the divine script being run for all of us. May we come in?"
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[WP] Four very different survivors band together, and get halfway across the wasteland when they come to the startling conclusion that none of them are in the same movie as the others.
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[WP] Your new car came with a red button on the console that's says "warp drive." The dealer warned you to never push it, but you're stuck in heavy-traffic, about to be late to the most important business meeting of your career.
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[WP] The quiet unassuming librarian of a small town goes to see a film-adaptation of her favorite book, and is absolutely stunned to discover the leading actress is her unauthorized exact DNA clone.
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[WP] Martial Arts have always been illegal and strictly forbidden in your town. Yesterday a bunch of 10 year old kids found a contraband Bruce Lee movie and have begun asking dangerous questions.
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[WP]"Your clothes. Give them to me." "I can't. This is an Imperial Stormtrooper Uniform. If you want one, you'll have to ask Darth Connor."
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[WP] A D20 sits in a circle with other sizes of dice. The D6 looks asks him to introduce himself. "My name is Larry, and I'm a 1-aholic. I just can't stop myself from fumbling."
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[WP] "Mr. President, you have calls holding on lines 2, 3, 5, 8, and 11. It's Tiamat. She wants to surrender."
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[WP] Everyone is born with X3 lives. You managed to lose two in your teenage years, and then spent your entire adulthood trying to earn enough points for a free man. Finally, on the day of your retirement, it finally happens!
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