/u/Cartmansimon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You met your wife when you were both four. You grew up together and fell in love as teens. So it came as a complete shock when the police showed up on your 20th anniversary to arrest her. They say she a serial killer responsible for the deaths of over 1000 people.
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[WP] You’re Bob. An average 33 year old guy, works a 9-5 job, lives alone in an apartment. Today you wake up and an angel is standing at the foot of your bed. “Sorry to bother you before it’s time, but we really need you back in heaven My Lord.” You have no idea what he’s talking about.
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[WP] You cower in fear as Death stands before you, you’re not ready to die. “At last I’ve found you.” It says. “Now can I have my body back?”
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[WP] You have the ability to stop and restart time. You could be the greatest superhero or villain the world has ever know. Instead, you use this power to pull pranks on unsuspecting people solely for your own amusement.
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[WP] God appears before the pope one day and tells him that he's here for all the donations, all the wealth the Vatican has amassed over the years.
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[WP] The Klargons travel the galaxy hunting for fuel and resources. They’ve just learned a primitive planet, Earth is home to the the largest concentration of fuel ever discovered. Apparently the life forms there produce the fuel themselves as a by product, carbon dioxide.
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[WP] “What, me? Why me? I’m only 15, I’m still a kid”. “Sorry, not my call” said the hooded figure as he hands you his scythe. “It’s totally random who becomes the next reaper”.
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[WP] “Why does everyone think I’m trying to trick them? I’m a genie, you rubbed my lamp now you get three wishes.” “Ya right” you say. “I’m not falling for that. “
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[WP] First contact, as the alien drew closer, you begin to hear a voice in your head. It’s quickly apparent you’re hearing the aliens thoughts and he’s hearing yours. You’re both confused though, as neither humans or the aliens have telepathy.
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