WritingPrompts

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[WP] “So, you’re God’s..boss?” the Pope asked the man sitting before him. “No, not his boss” the man replies. “Corporate isn’t happy with how things are going, they sent me here to observe and evaluate and report back.	42
[WP] You’re a very successful con man who has never worked a day in his life. But your latest con has spiraled out of control. People actually believe you rose from the dead, and you’ve began to hear talk of you being some sort of god or something. You’re Jesus Christ, tell us your story.	41
[WP] “But you’re God” said The Pope. “You’re all knowing all powerful and” God interrupted “No, I don’t know where you got that idea. I made this universe and everything in it, yes, but that’s all. I just create.	40
[WP] You know that when you die, you will be reincarnated with all memories of your past lives. That’s why, as the man stabbed you in the heart, you just smile at him and say “See you in about 20 years.”	36
[WP] “I wish you could talk” said the little girl as she pet the dog. The dog looked at her and said “We can talk, but we just choose not to. You’ll never hear me talk again, and no one will believe you.”	35
[WP] Congratulations to this years Miss Universe winner, hailing from.. the announcers voice just trails off as some kind of ship materializes next to him on stage. Not so fast says an alien as he exits the ship, followed by a group of beautiful alien women. We have some late contenders.	34
[WP] “I’ve never heard that alarm before” said Gabriel. “What’s that one for?” “That means it’s time to advance the next species to sentience on earth.” replied God.	33
[WP] As the polar ice starts melting, scientists discover the real reason why dinosaurs went extinct.	33
[WP] As tears stream down your face,you look up at the mugger. “You’ve just killed the only thing that mattered to me.” The mugger’s sadistic smile vanishes as you begin to change to your true form: Cthulhu.	30
[WP] A female warrior decides to break from the norm. She outfits herself in full plate mail from head to toe. When her friend sees her he asks “Where’s the spiked bra and thong armor? Aren’t you worried for you safety wearing something like that?”	29

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