/u/Cartmansimon's posts
[WP] “Since when does Santa have horns and sharp teeth and 7 eyes?”the little boy asked. “Well there’s a strike going on in the supernatural world.”replied the demon. “So we’re all helping out wherever is needed”.
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[WP] The year is 5303. Religion died out so long ago its more myth than anything. Today is the day Jesus has finally returned.
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[WP] You commander’s voice was loud and angry “Soldier, you are out of position. Get back to rendezvous point charlie now.” “Can’t” you reply. “Got a side quest.”
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse was 12 years ago. You’ve survived not because of skills, but because the zombies ignore you. Today, you find out why they do so.
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[WP] You dreamed of the gorgeous cat with bright green eyes and a patchwork coat again. Today you open your door and the cat is sitting there. As you reach out to pet him he looks at you and says “Get that hand away from me, I don’t know where its been. Now tell me why you’ve been dreaming of me.”
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[WP]The year is 5296. Humans have been traveling the stars alone for over 3000 years searching for life. Many planets have been found with simple life, but none where it had evolved to sentience, until today, when your ship finds a new planet, where the inhabitants are comparable to stone age man.
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[WP] A superhero has somehow transported from his fictional world to the real world. Now, he’s pretty bored though, as there aren’t any actual supervillains for him to fight.
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[WP] Your father is the most powerful supervillain the world has ever known. He raised you to take over for him one day, but you’ve secretly been fighting against him as the newest hero in town. What you don’t know though is your father pushed you along that path for his own reasons.
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[WP] Advances in medicine has lead to longer life spans. Turns out we share a similarity to butterflies. As the first human hits 200 years, within minutes he’s encased in a cocoon and undergoing metamorphosis.
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[WP] The psychic potential of the human mind increases with age. Humans used to rule until a coalition of alien races ended that. They genetically altered humans to live shorter lives and banished them to earth. They’re starting to worry, as humans are living longer lives.
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