/u/Cartmansimon's posts
[WP] The psychic potential of the human mind increases with age. Humans used to rule until a coalition of alien races ended that. They genetically altered humans to live shorter lives and banished them to earth. They’re starting to worry, as humans are living longer lives.
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[WP] You’re the chosen one. Limitless power was bestowed upon you on you’re eighteenth birthday. The problem is that you’re an incredibly lazy pothead who just wants to smoke weed all day and play video games.
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[WP] You met your wife when you were both four. You grew up together and fell in love as teens. So it came as a complete shock when the police showed up on your 20th anniversary to arrest her. They say she a serial killer responsible for the deaths of over 1000 people.
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[WP] You’re Bob. An average 33 year old guy, works a 9-5 job, lives alone in an apartment. Today you wake up and an angel is standing at the foot of your bed. “Sorry to bother you before it’s time, but we really need you back in heaven My Lord.” You have no idea what he’s talking about.
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[WP] You cower in fear as Death stands before you, you’re not ready to die. “At last I’ve found you.” It says. “Now can I have my body back?”
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[WP] You have the ability to stop and restart time. You could be the greatest superhero or villain the world has ever know. Instead, you use this power to pull pranks on unsuspecting people solely for your own amusement.
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[WP] The Klargons travel the galaxy hunting for fuel and resources. They’ve just learned a primitive planet, Earth is home to the the largest concentration of fuel ever discovered. Apparently the life forms there produce the fuel themselves as a by product, carbon dioxide.
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[WP] God appears before the pope one day and tells him that he's here for all the donations, all the wealth the Vatican has amassed over the years.
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[WP] “Why does everyone think I’m trying to trick them? I’m a genie, you rubbed my lamp now you get three wishes.” “Ya right” you say. “I’m not falling for that. “
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