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[WP] First contact, as the alien drew closer, you begin to hear a voice in your head. It’s quickly apparent you’re hearing the aliens thoughts and he’s hearing yours. You’re both confused though, as neither humans or the aliens have telepathy.
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[WP] In a world where superheroes and supervillains exist, you have one of the most dangerous jobs there is. You provide counseling and care for elderly supers who’ve got ailments like Alzheimer’s or dementia.
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[WP] “So, you’re God’s..boss?” the Pope asked the man sitting before him. “No, not his boss” the man replies. “Corporate isn’t happy with how things are going, they sent me here to observe and evaluate and report back.
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[WP] You’re a very successful con man who has never worked a day in his life. But your latest con has spiraled out of control. People actually believe you rose from the dead, and you’ve began to hear talk of you being some sort of god or something. You’re Jesus Christ, tell us your story.
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[WP] “But you’re God” said The Pope. “You’re all knowing all powerful and” God interrupted “No, I don’t know where you got that idea. I made this universe and everything in it, yes, but that’s all. I just create.
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[WP] You know that when you die, you will be reincarnated with all memories of your past lives. That’s why, as the man stabbed you in the heart, you just smile at him and say “See you in about 20 years.”
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[WP] “I wish you could talk” said the little girl as she pet the dog. The dog looked at her and said “We can talk, but we just choose not to. You’ll never hear me talk again, and no one will believe you.”
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[WP] Congratulations to this years Miss Universe winner, hailing from.. the announcers voice just trails off as some kind of ship materializes next to him on stage. Not so fast says an alien as he exits the ship, followed by a group of beautiful alien women. We have some late contenders.
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