/u/CookLawrenceAt325F's posts
[WP] "Your Highness, No your Majesty, please return and lead our kingdom." "No. I am done with the world of lords and ladies. I have my hoe, my plow, and my vegetable garden. Leave. Me. Be."
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[WP] I can't believe you! You were gifted the powers of the God of Time, and you use it to, what? Restore classic cars? unspoil your milk? You could be a DEMIGOD!
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[WP] You, an Optometrist, were sent to ancient times by a freak accident. Noting that people there had vision problems, you began plying your trade as best you could. Now they're treating you as a Demigod for giving them the gift of "sight"
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[WP] Hey! Wait a minute, this guy's not infected! "Oh yeah, so it turns out if you shuffle around and groan occasionally, the zombies leave you be"
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[WP] The miracle drug, Phoenix. A true gamble. If you overcome the pain of taking it, you become immortal. If you don't, you succumb to the fire.
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[WP] As a Vampire indebted to the Royal Family, you've been serving as a trusted aide in the palace for a thousand years. Kings and Queens have come and gone, but now you finally don't know what to do, for the newest king is autistic.
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