/u/CrumbledTGMS's posts
[WP] “Hello, kitten-“ “Ummmm… human sir? That is an eldritch being. Not pet. Do not touch.” “Look, it’s fine. If it looks like a cat, it is a cat.” *eldritch purring sounds*
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[WP] We warned them. That our friends would come. The aliens didn’t listen. We begged the humans, our friends, and their hordes of Canadian Geese to have mercy on the aliens.
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[WP] The Australian spiders have started a war against the Canadian geese. Countries are devastated and countless lives are lost. Humanity has fallen.
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[WP] You’re a mimic pretending to be a sword and you think you’re pretty good at hiding it. Turns out, your owner and her party knows about it, they just don’t point it out.
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[WP] My alien girlfriend (23F) is mad at me (24F). AITA for telling my girlfriend not to bring home more octopi? We already have two at home, and we can’t afford more. She keeps on insisting that they’re her relatives.
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[WP] “WHO HATH SUMMONED ME, THE GREAT BEE-“ “Can I have a cookie?” The little girl looked at the hulking demon innocently. “…all right. You can have one.”
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[WP] The eldritch being softly pulsated, reaching his tendrils towards the roomba. The roomba ate him a moment later, trapping him for eternity.
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[WP] The aliens extracted a specimen from Earth for further study, one the hoomans call the “Canadian goose”. The goose caused the downfall of an intergalactic empire in the end, striking fear in the hearts of many.
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