/u/Dracon_Pyrothayan's posts
[WP] Look, I don't care that your new boyfriend has a Theme Song. I'm just concerned that it's so ominous...
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[WP] "Of course it's a pseudonym. You don't think there's an actual accreddited university handing out doctorates and professorships to these supervillians, do you?"... "What do you mean, 'there is now'?!"
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[WP] You partnered with a wind-mage to harvest Helium to build a grand fleet of castles in the sky, reachable only from the ivory towers that scholars have built across the plane. Your name? Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin, Grand Artificer.
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[WP] Their God walked among them, and had guided them for millennia, so they were happy to keep the sacrifices going . Until you learned that the sacrificial pyre in his temple was his Phylactery... as was every flame that had been lit from it, and each flame lit from those....
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[WP] Your Mermaid girlfriend is starting to suspect you're dating her as an excuse to spend time with her domesticated seal pup.
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[WP] The restaurant's most harrowing day came when the Golfers next door took "Drive Through Window" as a challenge.
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[WP] As the snarling maw emerged from the lad's tear-ducts, you realize that you might have been overly hasty about lecturing the Boy who Cried Wolf.
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[WP] After hours of driving while lost, you finally decided to pull up to a roadside inn to ask for directions. You realize you were more lost than you thought when the person behind the counter summons an Imp to send messages, and has never heard of a phone.
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[WP] Had the instructions not been written in cursive, you probably wouldn't have mistakenly summoned Santa. And yet, here we are.
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