/u/Dracon_Pyrothayan's posts
[WP] Looking back on your long life, you smile and explain to the children why 2020 was the best year to be alive.
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[WP] As it turns out, Demons are just Angels that fermented. The offgassing (and Ethanol) is why Hell is full of fire.
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[WP] You decide to try a Neti Pot for the first time. As your nasal blockage clears, you hear a 'Plink' in your sink - a beeping metal orb the size of your eyeball has just been flushed out of your sinuses.
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[WP] There was a man at the market today, selling genuine Moonmilk, harvested by men in rowboats with very tall ladders.
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[WP] It was a record-breaking duel to the death! It kind of had to be, as the accused had chosen the weapon "Natural Causes".
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[WP] Why wouldn't I be angry? You were dead for 3 years, and then broke into my apartment and ate all my cereal!
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[WP] You're not actually a superhero. You're just good enough at LARPing that your character keeps winding up actually saving the day.
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[WP] Our Youngest has too much of her Father in her, and as long as she maintains this Adventuresome streak, it may prove impossible to mould her into a proper lady. Though she seems determined to risk her foolish head, We would have you ensure that it remains firmly attached to her body.
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