WritingPrompts

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[WP] The Captain is from a species that hordes things that bring them any form of joy or emotional stability. The crew is certain that her "horde" is the four Human engineers onboard whom she affectionately refers to as her "Little Murder Monkeys".	1575
[WP]"This is insane, I'm not paying this. And what is your name!?", the Faye screams at you, tearing up the forms. You pull out a second copy and hand them over. "No one escapes the IRS, not even residents of the Fayewild. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way.", you say to them.	516
[WP] You wake up in your quarters, unable to recall what happened the night before. You see your human crew mate, Mark, getting dressed. Before you speak, he raises his hand. “Before you ask, no, we didn’t ‘engaging in activities’ last night, Captain.”, he explains calmly.	439
[WP]Never before has an entire branch of a species’ military been made illegal in the galactic stage. The Human Marine Corp was the first.	290
[WP] "How many seconds are in an eternity? And how will you know when the first second has passed?", is written in the book. Those are the only words there. The door has a sign that reads "If you wish to leave, you must answer the question". Of your friends, you are the only one that hasn't answered	180
[WP] As Dave sits on his couch, you and your friends briefly look at the angry mob outside before sitting down. “God fucking damn it Dave, what did you do this time?”, you ask. “So before you start…I was just minding my own business”, Dave replies.	133
[WP] There is a knock at the door, your portly friend is standing there in crusader armor. "Hey dude. I'm almost done with my homework, do you wanna come in?" you ask. "Me and the guys wanted to know if you wanna come. My mom says we can take back the Holy Land if it's cool with your mom", he says.	63
[WP] You’ve always hated open water, especially dark water. One day, your friends convinced you to dive in a shark cage. If only sharks were your biggest problem.	53
[WP] The Captain has called for an emergency crew meeting, and begins a video presentation titled "So you gave bored humans tools? A guide to dealing with the consequences".	37
[WP] You’re an accountant for a vampire lord. The hardest part is trying not to stake them when reading over their expenses.	32

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