/u/DraymondDarksteel's posts
[WP] Scandinavians still believe the only way to get to Valhalla is to die in battle. For that reason, every hospital employs a Battle Nurse.
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[WP] You are a serial killer who has never even seen one of your victims. You work as a 911 operator.
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[WP]In the future, medicine and life support have reached perfection--people can only die if they choose to. You work at a Federal Eternal Rest Office.
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[WP] Every 34 years, five children are sent there. Four exit, irreversibly damaged-- the fifth exits a king. It happened in 1971. It happened in 2005. And now it's 2049. Welcome-- to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
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[WP] After the invention of the Time Crystal in 2017, scientists around the world begin to realize they'll only get research funding if everything they create has really awesome names.
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[WP] Everyone is born with a legendary weapon tied to their soul. They can summon it at will, cannot be hurt by it, and are experts at using it from birth, though they can also train their competency. It's recently become common knowledge that there exists a person whose soul is tied to Little Boy.
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[WP] "...they'll look up and shout 'Save us!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Goddammit, I tried.'"
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