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"I can't find the remote and I've looked everywhere", my husband complained as he often did.

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So remember class; if you need to ingest a creature to be affected by its poison then it is simply poisonous but if the creature actively injects you then it is said to be venomous.

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Just 3 months after moving west I stared in awe at my first tornado over the prairie and felt surprised that I wasn't afraid.

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know what it's like to be recognised everywhere you go."

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Did you know that if not sufficiently fed a domestic cat will eventually eat human meat?

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"Don't worry, the scariest thing you'll see in there is the entrance," assured the spotted youth as I walked towards the rickety looking entrance to the haunted house.

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Mr Green, after much consideration I would like to ask for your daughter's hand.

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"Rats can't chew through glass so you don't need to worry about seeing it again tonight". I then checked the window one last time and

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Yes dear l enjoyed the tea but where did you get the tapioca pearls from, I thought we'd run out?

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After 30 years as an optician there's very little that bothers me when it comes to eyes.

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"I can't find the remote and I've looked everywhere", my husband complained as he often did.	21
So remember class; if you need to ingest a creature to be affected by its poison then it is simply poisonous but if the creature actively injects you then it is said to be venomous.	21
Just 3 months after moving west I stared in awe at my first tornado over the prairie and felt surprised that I wasn't afraid.	20
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know what it's like to be recognised everywhere you go."	20
Did you know that if not sufficiently fed a domestic cat will eventually eat human meat?	20
"Don't worry, the scariest thing you'll see in there is the entrance," assured the spotted youth as I walked towards the rickety looking entrance to the haunted house.	20
Mr Green, after much consideration I would like to ask for your daughter's hand.	19
"Rats can't chew through glass so you don't need to worry about seeing it again tonight". I then checked the window one last time and	19
Yes dear l enjoyed the tea but where did you get the tapioca pearls from, I thought we'd run out?	19
After 30 years as an optician there's very little that bothers me when it comes to eyes.	19