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"Rats can't chew through glass so you don't need to worry about seeing it again tonight". I then checked the window one last time and

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"I'm sorry, you're just not my kind of woman."

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By morning she was gone, leaving me with just a kiss upon my lips and an ache within my heart.

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"The eyes are truly the windows to the soul and yours is beautiful", the mystic complimented me.

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As I stroll in the moonlight, the wheat tickling my legs and the breeze kissing my cheeks, I hear the soft caws of crows nesting in a tree nearby.

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That's the third black widow I've seen in as many minutes which leads me to believe there must be a nest in here somewhere.

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I wasn't afraid when my ex rang up to tell me that I should get tested for HIV.

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It's believed that a giant asteroid crashing into the gulf of Mexico brought about the end of the dinosaurs.

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Honey, I forgot to mention last week.

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"I can't believe how long it's been, I've been dying to see you," I told my daughter through the gates.

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"Rats can't chew through glass so you don't need to worry about seeing it again tonight". I then checked the window one last time and	19
"I'm sorry, you're just not my kind of woman."	19
By morning she was gone, leaving me with just a kiss upon my lips and an ache within my heart.	19
"The eyes are truly the windows to the soul and yours is beautiful", the mystic complimented me.	18
As I stroll in the moonlight, the wheat tickling my legs and the breeze kissing my cheeks, I hear the soft caws of crows nesting in a tree nearby.	18
That's the third black widow I've seen in as many minutes which leads me to believe there must be a nest in here somewhere.	18
I wasn't afraid when my ex rang up to tell me that I should get tested for HIV.	18
It's believed that a giant asteroid crashing into the gulf of Mexico brought about the end of the dinosaurs.	18
Honey, I forgot to mention last week.	17
"I can't believe how long it's been, I've been dying to see you," I told my daughter through the gates.	17