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No sorry - I'm flattered, but I'm already in a relationship and you're a bit too tipsy for me to feel comfortable anyway.

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The appearance of new sunspots was not a particularly rare phenomenon.

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After watching in resignation as the bomb fell towards their town the people rejoiced when it landed and no mushroom cloud rose.

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They say something as smash as the beating of a butterfly's wings on one side of the world can cause a hurricane on the other.

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The little boy and little girl ran down the stairs, eager to see if Santa had left something in their stockings to help see them through the rest of the famine.

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For the sixtieth consecutive year the little apple tree in your garden has given just a single fruit.

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Here is your $200 deposit back Mr Smith, and thank you again for being such a brilliant customer.

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Your mother survived the procedure.

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Of course I haven't blinded you, I'm not an animal.

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Four days after the accident I awoke to news that my wife, kids, and 12 others on the bus hadn't made it.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
No sorry - I'm flattered, but I'm already in a relationship and you're a bit too tipsy for me to feel comfortable anyway.	17
The appearance of new sunspots was not a particularly rare phenomenon.	17
After watching in resignation as the bomb fell towards their town the people rejoiced when it landed and no mushroom cloud rose.	17
They say something as smash as the beating of a butterfly's wings on one side of the world can cause a hurricane on the other.	16
The little boy and little girl ran down the stairs, eager to see if Santa had left something in their stockings to help see them through the rest of the famine.	16
For the sixtieth consecutive year the little apple tree in your garden has given just a single fruit.	16
Here is your $200 deposit back Mr Smith, and thank you again for being such a brilliant customer.	16
Your mother survived the procedure.	16
Of course I haven't blinded you, I'm not an animal.	16
Four days after the accident I awoke to news that my wife, kids, and 12 others on the bus hadn't made it.	15