/u/EarthMarsUranus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Four days after the accident I awoke to news that my wife, kids, and 12 others on the bus hadn't made it.

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Excuse me sir, how hot is the peri peri sauce?

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"There's no such thing as ghosts", I assured myself whilst entering the graveyard.

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Often when slicing a pig open I regret getting a job at an abattoir.

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I knew my situation was not as immediately perilous as TV would make it seem.

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The advert claims that red bull gives you wings.

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Don't panic.

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Don't worry if you're waking up this Saturday morning with a headache and a dry mouth.

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What do you get if you cross human stem cells with irradiated scorpion dust?

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After finding a large pearl at the first attempt I was eager to open more.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Four days after the accident I awoke to news that my wife, kids, and 12 others on the bus hadn't made it.	15
Excuse me sir, how hot is the peri peri sauce?	15
"There's no such thing as ghosts", I assured myself whilst entering the graveyard.	15
Often when slicing a pig open I regret getting a job at an abattoir.	15
I knew my situation was not as immediately perilous as TV would make it seem.	15
The advert claims that red bull gives you wings.	14
Don't panic.	13
Don't worry if you're waking up this Saturday morning with a headache and a dry mouth.	13
What do you get if you cross human stem cells with irradiated scorpion dust?	13
After finding a large pearl at the first attempt I was eager to open more.	13