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It's been a tough two years.

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Congratulations, its a boy!

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You have to choose between an entire orphanage or your own son.

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The country dwellers watched with fear as the mushroom cloud rose above the city on the horizon.

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Don't worry Mrs Jones, the dogs were no bother and it only took 10 minutes to put the baby to sleep.

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"The traditional way is to down the drink first before swallowing the quail egg whole", I told my guests.

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Do you see the tiny little blinking red light in the corner of your room?

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[NOV22] I'd give anything for you son.

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Not wanting to offend my indigenous hosts, after eating the peculiar stew I complimented its rich flavour profile and enquired as to how they got the meat to be so tender.

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Mrs Smith, I'm sorry to report that your mammogram has thrown up an anomaly.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It's been a tough two years.	11
Congratulations, its a boy!	11
You have to choose between an entire orphanage or your own son.	11
The country dwellers watched with fear as the mushroom cloud rose above the city on the horizon.	11
Don't worry Mrs Jones, the dogs were no bother and it only took 10 minutes to put the baby to sleep.	11
"The traditional way is to down the drink first before swallowing the quail egg whole", I told my guests.	11
Do you see the tiny little blinking red light in the corner of your room?	10
[NOV22] I'd give anything for you son.	10
Not wanting to offend my indigenous hosts, after eating the peculiar stew I complimented its rich flavour profile and enquired as to how they got the meat to be so tender.	10
Mrs Smith, I'm sorry to report that your mammogram has thrown up an anomaly.	10