/u/EarthMarsUranus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The woman at the ticket booth confused the people in front of me by informing them that her best customers were usually subtle about their purchases.

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Honey quick!

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I stared at myself in the mirror for a good long whilst trying to decipher what looked weird about my face.

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Oh wow, you haven't changed a bit!

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It took six weeks after the accident for my arm to be completely pain free.

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I put my coin into the claw machine and started manipulating the joystick.

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It found me.

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As I swung the axe and split the log I was confronted with my departed daughter's image seered into the wood.

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You allowed yourself a little smile at finding yourself four pounds lighter at the weekly weigh in.

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Honestly babe, last night was amazing.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The woman at the ticket booth confused the people in front of me by informing them that her best customers were usually subtle about their purchases.	10
Honey quick!	10
I stared at myself in the mirror for a good long whilst trying to decipher what looked weird about my face.	10
Oh wow, you haven't changed a bit!	10
It took six weeks after the accident for my arm to be completely pain free.	10
I put my coin into the claw machine and started manipulating the joystick.	10
It found me.	9
As I swung the axe and split the log I was confronted with my departed daughter's image seered into the wood.	9
You allowed yourself a little smile at finding yourself four pounds lighter at the weekly weigh in.	9
Honestly babe, last night was amazing.	9