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I smiled awkwardly at our neighbour while he watched with clear distaste as my wife fixed a 12th gnome in our front garden display.

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People rejoiced when angels began to descend.

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I'd always been a pacifist so seeing my own son in a tank brought a tear to my eye.

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If you're reading this then I've died.

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[DEC2020] I watched through the window as my two sons stuck sticks in to finish the snow man in our yard.

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I'd spent 3 days hiding in the woods from goblins, faeries, and witches but knew I'd soon perish from hunger even if they didn't find me.

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"Please, no, you don't have to do this", they screamed.

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Unable to hold my breath any longer I breathed out.

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I thought discovering that rain was the tears of angels was worrying.

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As the surge of adrenalin ebbed from my body I held up the girl's severed head and immediately regretted my actions.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I smiled awkwardly at our neighbour while he watched with clear distaste as my wife fixed a 12th gnome in our front garden display.	106
People rejoiced when angels began to descend.	104
I'd always been a pacifist so seeing my own son in a tank brought a tear to my eye.	104
If you're reading this then I've died.	98
[DEC2020] I watched through the window as my two sons stuck sticks in to finish the snow man in our yard.	97
I'd spent 3 days hiding in the woods from goblins, faeries, and witches but knew I'd soon perish from hunger even if they didn't find me.	89
"Please, no, you don't have to do this", they screamed.	82
Unable to hold my breath any longer I breathed out.	76
I thought discovering that rain was the tears of angels was worrying.	71
As the surge of adrenalin ebbed from my body I held up the girl's severed head and immediately regretted my actions.	69