/u/EarthMarsUranus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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A year ago you asked for my daughter's hand but now you've broken her heart.

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Holding the newborn in my arms I smiled at how much he looked like me.

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Apparently you only do well here if you give it a good twist.

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I heard the Siren from across the lake and knew instantly that my crew were doomed.

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My wife suggested that to spice things up I should tie her to the bed and rub her all over with something from the kitchen.

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I felt all the tension in my joints leave as I slid deeper into the warm bath.

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Where's the baby?

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I can clearly see creatures walking around in my front yard.

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It's cold outside but it's nice and warm under your covers.

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I'd always been afraid of my parachute not opening.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
A year ago you asked for my daughter's hand but now you've broken her heart.	67
Holding the newborn in my arms I smiled at how much he looked like me.	66
Apparently you only do well here if you give it a good twist.	64
I heard the Siren from across the lake and knew instantly that my crew were doomed.	63
My wife suggested that to spice things up I should tie her to the bed and rub her all over with something from the kitchen.	62
I felt all the tension in my joints leave as I slid deeper into the warm bath.	61
Where's the baby?	61
I can clearly see creatures walking around in my front yard.	60
It's cold outside but it's nice and warm under your covers.	58
I'd always been afraid of my parachute not opening.	58