/u/ElZoof's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’m the only human being left in the world, and I hear a knock on the door.

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Hi this is Sam from Prudential and I'd like to ask if you've considered reviewing your life insurance policy lately.

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Hush little baby, don't say a word

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[JULY2020] “Help me, I can’t find a way inside,” said the tiny little voices in unison.

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I was sent from Hell to prepare the world for the coming of the Antichrist.

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I’ve always feared and hated clowns.

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[JUNE2020TUNDRA] The Norway Lemming (Lemmus lemmus), the only vertebrate species endemic to the Fennoscandian tundra, has been misrepresented in popular culture as being suicidal.

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[JULY2020]”Help me, I can’t find my family,” I whisper to the man.

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My father told me to let him go with tears in his eyes.

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You’ve always felt like you’re a woman trapped in a man’s body, but fortunately we now have a way to fix that.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’m the only human being left in the world, and I hear a knock on the door.	21
Hi this is Sam from Prudential and I'd like to ask if you've considered reviewing your life insurance policy lately.	21
Hush little baby, don't say a word	16
[JULY2020] “Help me, I can’t find a way inside,” said the tiny little voices in unison.	14
I was sent from Hell to prepare the world for the coming of the Antichrist.	13
I’ve always feared and hated clowns.	13
[JUNE2020TUNDRA] The Norway Lemming (Lemmus lemmus), the only vertebrate species endemic to the Fennoscandian tundra, has been misrepresented in popular culture as being suicidal.	12
[JULY2020]”Help me, I can’t find my family,” I whisper to the man.	12
My father told me to let him go with tears in his eyes.	12
You’ve always felt like you’re a woman trapped in a man’s body, but fortunately we now have a way to fix that.	11