/u/Epictauk's posts
[WP] You are an utterly brilliant engineer whose home nation has launched a campaign to conquer the world. Unsatisfied, you joined the Resistance. The enemies of freedom will soon learn to hide and run when they see one of your designs approach the battlefield...
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[WP] Santa Claus is held at gunpoint and mugged... but the man ignores his toy bag. Turns out, the mugger is homeless and trying to get Santa's coal in order to warm his shack and cook the vermin he catches because he has no other way to survive.
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[WP] The Heat-Death of the Universe has already come to pass. By all historical extrapolations and statistical accounts, you are the very last conscious being in existence, in a transuranic ship floating in an infinite, dead, black void... until you see a light out there.
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[WP] After a thousand years, the Dark Lord has finally come to Earth to bring its eternal ruin... only to discover that humans alone have already ruined it with war - and now he finds himself staring down the barrel of the Human War Machine at the peak of its experience and power.
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[WP] The concept of a flamethrower is so horrifying and incomprehensible to the galaxy's other species that it ends up singlehandedly defining humanity as a species.
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[WP] A ravenous hive-mind seeks to eat every living thing alive, expecting a galaxy full of cowardly prey for it to use its pursuit hunting tactics on. Humans, a sizable galactic power, decides to show it what actual warfare looks like.
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[WP] As it turns out, Earth being a deathworld doesn't make us too OP for aliens to not compete with us. Instead, it just makes invading us total hell. Earth is space 'Nam!
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[WP] Pollution and environmental destruction on Earth has gotten so bad that Humanity is literally invading Hell because it has resources and living space.
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