/u/Epictauk's posts
[WP] A single human destroys a forest by setting it on fire and destroys a pack of wolves with an automatic rifle. The animals ask God to nerf the human race.
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[WP] Humanity's massive and ancient interstellar empire finally links up with the rest of galactic civilization, and instantly receives strange looks from everyone who meet them. Everyone wonders how we got this far without ever developing faster-than-light travel.
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[WP] Aliens that evolved as prey are nervous when living with aliens that evolved as predators. Humans are feared and respected persistence predators. This is at odds with their friendly nature, which sets them apart from the other predators. Prey species have started taking a liking to them.
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[WP] A kingdom of dragons once ruled over all humans, who lived in slavery and fear - but then they all entered a long slumber to escape from an ice age. When they wake up to re-enslave Humanity, a group of fighter jets is scrambled to force them to land.
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[WP] Where most species terraform planets before colonizing them, humans prefer to simply pressurize all of their city buildings. A side effect is that humans are quite simply never seen outside of a spacesuit... until now. You manage to talk your human friend into removing his.
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[WP] Pirates have always been a dreaded force in the Trailward Sector. During the Hive's invasion, however, the pirates did their part against the swarm by guarding cargo ships carrying vital war supplies and assisting the military in liberating planets and rescuing their citizens from being eaten.
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[WP] A hero and a villain are fighting, but then a third villain comes in who's so disgustingly offensive and distasteful with their evil that the hero and the first villain are able to reconcile their differences and form a bond by cooperatively beating the shit out of the third guy.
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[WP] A lone M1A2 Abrams tank defends an entire city from technologically inferior combatants until help arrives.
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