/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] You are an intern in the risk assessment department of a big insurance company. On your first day of work Russia declares war on the US.
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[WP] You overhear someone who always antagonizes you speaking very fondly about you behind your back.
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[WP] In a plot twist Adolf Hitler travels forwards in time to kill the inventor of the time machine.
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[WP] Every person reacts to one random object, which causes him/her to have extreme hallucinations, not unlike taking drugs. You discover yours in the worst possible situation.
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[WP] You are a psychotherapist specialized in two things: A) hypnosis B) using hypnosis to get your patients to commit crimes for you
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[WP] You have the unique ability of controling your life like a game, with respawns, skilltrees and everything. Sadly you are really really bad at gaming and continue to invest skillpoints into the most absurd and useless abilities
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[WP] The best investment when trying to save the environment isn't renewable energy, it's a private army that threatens everyone who pollutes.
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[WP] You are slowly getting the suspicion that your favourite scifi/fantasy author is actually somehow a stranded dimension traveller from the world he writes about.
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