/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] Take an unlikely conspiracy theory, act like it's true and then take the implications to their logical extreme.
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[WP] You have the unique ability of controling your life like a game, with respawns, skilltrees and everything. Sadly you are really really bad at gaming and continue to invest skillpoints into the most absurd and useless abilities
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[WP] The best investment when trying to save the environment isn't renewable energy, it's a private army that threatens everyone who pollutes.
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[WP] In a plot twist Adolf Hitler travels forwards in time to kill the inventor of the time machine.
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[WP] In a far away galaxy a young alien race starts to listen to the stars. And surprisingly enough they received messages that other sentient life existed. This is the story of the cultural impact our (unplanned) television- and radio-broadcasts had.
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[WP] A man puts out a bounty on the succesful assassination of the world's most dangerous hitman. To his surprise the hitman in question comes knocking at his door, saying he's willing to accept the mission.
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[WP] You just received one billion dollars, but there's a catch: after one year all the money you have left will be put up as a reward for anyone who is able to kill you.
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[WP] Your best friend has lost his/her memories, and you are ready to fulfill a promise you made: Shape his/her life into something better by lying about his/her past.
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