/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] Your life is shitty beyond measure, so you decide to kill yourself. But before you are able to do it, a soul approaches you and begs you to let him take over your life for 10 years (and make you a voice in his head during this time), so that you both can maybe enjoy life once more. You accept.
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[WP] Obama has a secret hobby: crossdressing and posing as female swimsuit-model. He hasn't been found out - until today that is. Now he quickly has to come up with some bullshit story on why this actually was an important political maneuver.
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[WP] You are the asshole who has been abducting so many planes in recent years. Explain why you did it.
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[WP] You have a weird form of the tourette syndrome: Whenever you see a cute girl, you start shouting love confessions. That your girlfriend encourages encounters like these out of a twisted sense of humor doesn't help.
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[WP] You were married once, but your husband died in a tragic accident. Now you are about to re-marry. But the way your new fiance keeps praising your previous husband, you get the feeling that he is actually the reincarnation of your old husband, who just likes to pat himself on the back.
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[WP] You are good at stalking and you enjoy the thrill of following the target of your obsession without them knowing. The problem is that you are bad at finding someone interesting enough to obsess over.
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[WP] You are good at your job. Too good in fact. To prevent people from believing that you are anything special, you built a network of false identities you attribute your work to, to make yourself look more average.
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[WP] A complex time travel story, where the protagonist changes the past, so that everything stays the same.
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[WP] A guilty conscience big enough to force one to commit suicide - to the innocent, this is a burden almost inconceivable, we couldn't possibly know how horrible it must feel. But we must try anyway, try to understand what they thought and felt, what made the entire human race kill itself.
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