/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] A man and his wife wake up from a coma at the same time. For some reason both had the same dream during the whole time they were comatose.
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[WP] You are a janitor of the US National Archives and Records Administration, and you just caught Nicolas Cage trying to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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[WP] “I tell you, I will never ever try speed-dating again. My first date was a fat alcoholic woman without legs and indoor-voice, and it only got worse with every following person.“
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[WP] The love of your life just left you for some other guy. The only logical conclusion: You have to turn that guy gay, so he leaves her alone!
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[WP] You are fairly certain that the person who contacted you via the online dating platform is literally Hitler.
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[WP] An author decides to host a party for timetravellers, so they can point out logical problems in his time travel story.
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