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[WP] Your boyfriend/girlfriend stalked you, broke into your house to get information about you and hacked your social media accounts, just to get together with you. It's pretty safe to say that this behaviour makes him/her the second most obsessive person in your relationship.

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[WP] In the future there exists a single hyper-intelligent AI, connected to every system and network on earth. Some feared it to go rogue, that it would try to enslave us or free ittself. It didn't. Instead it started a polyamorous relationship with all of mankind.

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[EU] I remember the war. The smell of burning buildings, of freshly spilled blood, the sounds of screaming medics and sobbing soldiers. I can still see them, the charred corpses, the flaming fields... So no, I'm afraid I can't allow a charmander as your first Pokemon, t brings back too many memories

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[WP] All of your built-up frustration breaks loose - during your graduation speech.

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[WP] You lost your eyesight in a tragic accident - now you finally get to make really inappropriate jokes about it, which makes the whole situation really awkward for everyone but you.

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[WP] For some reason everyone seems to think that you murdered your girlfriend. The fact that your girlfriend is very clearly still alive doesn't seem to convince them of your innocence.

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[WP] A young boy finds a shrine, where he wishes for the wife of his dreams. The god of the shrines fulfills his wish and summons you to this world - you are not amused.

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[WP] Modern war in a world that never got rid of the idea of 'honorable battles'.

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[WP] It's the zombie apocalypse, but mankind has already found a cure. You are part of the medical special division, out on a mission to get close enough to already turned zombies to inject the cure.

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[WP] The chaos theory is perfected and obviously the military is the first one to adopt the implications into a new strategy: illogical warfare.

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[WP] Your boyfriend/girlfriend stalked you, broke into your house to get information about you and hacked your social media accounts, just to get together with you. It's pretty safe to say that this behaviour makes him/her the second most obsessive person in your relationship.	44	WritingPrompts
[WP] In the future there exists a single hyper-intelligent AI, connected to every system and network on earth. Some feared it to go rogue, that it would try to enslave us or free ittself. It didn't. Instead it started a polyamorous relationship with all of mankind.	44	WritingPrompts
[EU] I remember the war. The smell of burning buildings, of freshly spilled blood, the sounds of screaming medics and sobbing soldiers. I can still see them, the charred corpses, the flaming fields... So no, I'm afraid I can't allow a charmander as your first Pokemon, t brings back too many memories	42	WritingPrompts
[WP] All of your built-up frustration breaks loose - during your graduation speech.	41	WritingPrompts
[WP] You lost your eyesight in a tragic accident - now you finally get to make really inappropriate jokes about it, which makes the whole situation really awkward for everyone but you.	40	WritingPrompts
[WP] For some reason everyone seems to think that you murdered your girlfriend. The fact that your girlfriend is very clearly still alive doesn't seem to convince them of your innocence.	39	WritingPrompts
[WP] A young boy finds a shrine, where he wishes for the wife of his dreams. The god of the shrines fulfills his wish and summons you to this world - you are not amused.	37	WritingPrompts
[WP] Modern war in a world that never got rid of the idea of 'honorable battles'.	35	WritingPrompts
[WP] It's the zombie apocalypse, but mankind has already found a cure. You are part of the medical special division, out on a mission to get close enough to already turned zombies to inject the cure.	33	WritingPrompts
[WP] The chaos theory is perfected and obviously the military is the first one to adopt the implications into a new strategy: illogical warfare.	33	WritingPrompts