/u/FriendsCallMeAsshole's posts
[WP] I was logged into the MMO when it happened. We still don't know what trapped us in there, or why things started to feel like reality instead of a game, but there's one thing I'm 100% certain about: things would've gone a lot different if I hadn't been logged into my alt-account.
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[WP] You wake up, only to find out you turned into a popstar over night. No matter how shitty you sing or what lyrics you choose, your producers always manage to turn it into something that sounds absolutely amazing. You choose this opportunity to sing some pretty outrageous things.
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[WP] Class reunion is pretty awkward, especially if the weird guy who always promised that he'd make “everyone pay“ after he “conquered the world“ actually follows through with his promises.
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[WP] Your village left you behind in the forest to die as a sacrifice for the god of the forest. After a while the god shows up, but it's not interested in your death, insteadbit's looking for a new servant.
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[WP] "It wasn't his diary, his text messages, not even the files on his computer that surprised us. No, it was the things we found on his dashcam."
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[WP] The hero foretold by an ancient prophecy is too reckless and keeps on dying, and fate is slowly growing tired of reviving him.
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[WP] Luck is neutral. For every lucky thing that happens to someone, something equally unlucky will happen to them. And yet, for some reason, people still play the lottery.
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[WP] Write a story where the narrator is actively misdirecting you on what the story really is about
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[WP] In the future marriage is even more serious than it is now, because married couples are expected to enter a 2-person swarm intelligence.
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