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The man fired his pistol into the air; and the horses began to run. NSFW

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"The shapeshifters will die if exposed to silver," I said, with my hand on the silver spoon.

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Vampires only have two actual weaknesses: silver, and the inability to enter a home without permission.

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"Who are all those kids with the weird costumes?" asked my daughter, as I took her trick or treating.

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"There was a monster on your shoulder, but I blasted it!" said my daughter, pointing her plastic magic wand at me.

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He told me the weapon would not only completely destroy the target, but erase all memory that it ever existed.

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"I dreamed that Santa was asking me to invite him in the house, but I said I'd have to ask my dad and..."

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"No, you if you take me to school, the monsters will kill daddy!" my daughter screamed, as I dragged her to the car.

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I never would have noticed if I hadn't awakened at Midnight and happened to look out the window.

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"You did the right thing to keep your child safe," she assured me, over the computer screen.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The man fired his pistol into the air; and the horses began to run. NSFW	4391
"The shapeshifters will die if exposed to silver," I said, with my hand on the silver spoon.	4280
Vampires only have two actual weaknesses: silver, and the inability to enter a home without permission.	3287
"Who are all those kids with the weird costumes?" asked my daughter, as I took her trick or treating.	2786
"There was a monster on your shoulder, but I blasted it!" said my daughter, pointing her plastic magic wand at me.	2611
He told me the weapon would not only completely destroy the target, but erase all memory that it ever existed.	2592
"I dreamed that Santa was asking me to invite him in the house, but I said I'd have to ask my dad and..."	2080
"No, you if you take me to school, the monsters will kill daddy!" my daughter screamed, as I dragged her to the car.	1961
I never would have noticed if I hadn't awakened at Midnight and happened to look out the window.	1672
"You did the right thing to keep your child safe," she assured me, over the computer screen.	747