/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was beyond flattered watching my artist boyfriend auction off a photograph he took of me.

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"Any last words?" cackles the nearby executioner before activating my electric chair.

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I’ve always found the idea of a couple committing suicide together to be darkly romantic.

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Using my needle and thread, I take care in sewing up my son’s old baseball glove.

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Daddy taught me how to triple-lace my shoes yesterday.

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“As of today, it’s been 2 years since I last took LSD” I admit to my NA support group.

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“Whatever, I faked it every night anyway” my partner sneers spitefully to me.

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The sports announcers laughed over a bird in front of the stadium camera, blocking the view.

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"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!" I yelled at my little brother.

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"ELEVATOR OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE TAKE STAIRS"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was beyond flattered watching my artist boyfriend auction off a photograph he took of me.	683
"Any last words?" cackles the nearby executioner before activating my electric chair.	653
I’ve always found the idea of a couple committing suicide together to be darkly romantic.	634
Using my needle and thread, I take care in sewing up my son’s old baseball glove.	614
Daddy taught me how to triple-lace my shoes yesterday.	605
“As of today, it’s been 2 years since I last took LSD” I admit to my NA support group.	497
“Whatever, I faked it every night anyway” my partner sneers spitefully to me.	455
The sports announcers laughed over a bird in front of the stadium camera, blocking the view.	424
"Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself!" I yelled at my little brother.	423
"ELEVATOR OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE TAKE STAIRS"	412