/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Don’t make bets with the devil, your soul isn't worth it!" my sister scolded me.

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It’s important to remember that the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Tipsy as hell in the passenger seat, I reach for my lipstick to touch up my look.

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All of the beauty gurus recommended baking your face to set your makeup.

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“We will rebuild” was the message broadcast to our battered civilization—a promise of strength, resilience and triumph.

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For us girls, it cannot be stressed enough the absolute importance of having accessories.

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The unearthly figure violently smashed the moving bus, hurtling its screaming passengers against the windows.

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When I was a nurse, I kept accidentally mixing up my patients' wristbands.

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I started teaching my granddaughter calligraphy as a way to improve her shoddy penmanship.

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I’m impressed by how much fans pay for personalised videos from celebrities on Cameo.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don’t make bets with the devil, your soul isn't worth it!" my sister scolded me.	377
It’s important to remember that the grass is always greener on the other side.	368
Tipsy as hell in the passenger seat, I reach for my lipstick to touch up my look.	338
All of the beauty gurus recommended baking your face to set your makeup.	308
“We will rebuild” was the message broadcast to our battered civilization—a promise of strength, resilience and triumph.	299
For us girls, it cannot be stressed enough the absolute importance of having accessories.	290
The unearthly figure violently smashed the moving bus, hurtling its screaming passengers against the windows.	279
When I was a nurse, I kept accidentally mixing up my patients' wristbands.	269
I started teaching my granddaughter calligraphy as a way to improve her shoddy penmanship.	265
I’m impressed by how much fans pay for personalised videos from celebrities on Cameo.	259