/u/GuyAwks's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Cant get off grindr!” read my promiscuous friend’s text, sent to me during one of his dates.

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I was shocked to end up giving birth in a mall toilet, as I had no idea I was even pregnant.

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Hoping to give my friend a scare for her birthday, I pop the balloon directly above her head.

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My parents took me to another indoor trampoline park again.

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Donating sperm is a great way to earn some extra money.

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I'm supposed to go help a customer, but my eyes are glued to the grisly murder unfolding on the TV screen.

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Years have passed and I still haven’t managed to free myself from writer’s block.

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“Sell the pretty one into the sex trade, take the organs from the spare!“ barked the kidnappers about the abducted woman and her boyfriend.

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A radio broadcast warns that there’s a sudden tornado rolling in and everyone must evacuate.

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If a service dog approaches you without a person, it means their owner is in need of help; follow them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Cant get off grindr!” read my promiscuous friend’s text, sent to me during one of his dates.	255
I was shocked to end up giving birth in a mall toilet, as I had no idea I was even pregnant.	252
Hoping to give my friend a scare for her birthday, I pop the balloon directly above her head.	230
My parents took me to another indoor trampoline park again.	228
Donating sperm is a great way to earn some extra money.	225
I'm supposed to go help a customer, but my eyes are glued to the grisly murder unfolding on the TV screen.	220
Years have passed and I still haven’t managed to free myself from writer’s block.	202
“Sell the pretty one into the sex trade, take the organs from the spare!“ barked the kidnappers about the abducted woman and her boyfriend.	191
A radio broadcast warns that there’s a sudden tornado rolling in and everyone must evacuate.	189
If a service dog approaches you without a person, it means their owner is in need of help; follow them.	175