/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Each week the king cranked the dial another half a degree.

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Every time I visit a new country I make sure to come home with a new souvenir.

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[APR2021] The young woman tapped her pregnant belly and read the name off the headstone, “Jocelyn Green, that’s a pretty name don’t you think?”

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“Real life grief always makes an artist’s work more moving and powerful.”

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The monster hunters drove the furry red creature’s head onto a pike, right beside the filthy green one they’d found digging through garbage the night before.

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[AUG21] I used the last of our savings to take them to Disneyland and give them the best day of their lives.

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“Who you are , how you feel, and what you do is determined by the complex interplay of structure and chemicals in your brain.”

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It looked so goofy he just had to laugh when she tried dialing the phone with her nose.

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“Sarah, we’ve got to go.... I think... someone roofied my....”

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Since I got pregnant I’ve had the strangest cravings.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Each week the king cranked the dial another half a degree.	571
Every time I visit a new country I make sure to come home with a new souvenir.	508
[APR2021] The young woman tapped her pregnant belly and read the name off the headstone, “Jocelyn Green, that’s a pretty name don’t you think?”	441
“Real life grief always makes an artist’s work more moving and powerful.”	423
The monster hunters drove the furry red creature’s head onto a pike, right beside the filthy green one they’d found digging through garbage the night before.	423
[AUG21] I used the last of our savings to take them to Disneyland and give them the best day of their lives.	420
“Who you are , how you feel, and what you do is determined by the complex interplay of structure and chemicals in your brain.”	405
It looked so goofy he just had to laugh when she tried dialing the phone with her nose.	396
“Sarah, we’ve got to go.... I think... someone roofied my....”	392
Since I got pregnant I’ve had the strangest cravings.	373