/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I stepped onto the stage, my friend shouted, “break a leg!”

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He gazed into the warmth of the campfire and spoke spoke to the huddled refugees, “they engineered the germ to decompose plastics.”

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I think reindeer danced in my yard last night!

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My son really loves snacking on goldfish.

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My son wanted to decorate, so we strung up some snowflakes.

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This amazon delivery uniform from ebay was well worth the money!

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As they begged for food he heard the raw desperation in their voices and knew it was time.

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“This is a magic necklace, it will allow you to breath under water whenever you wear it!”

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The DM said, “you need to roll a 20, because you don’t have enough dexterity to dodge this.”

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She closed the cookbook and sighed, “I just can’t decide on a recipe for you!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I stepped onto the stage, my friend shouted, “break a leg!”	133
He gazed into the warmth of the campfire and spoke spoke to the huddled refugees, “they engineered the germ to decompose plastics.”	133
I think reindeer danced in my yard last night!	131
My son really loves snacking on goldfish.	130
My son wanted to decorate, so we strung up some snowflakes.	129
This amazon delivery uniform from ebay was well worth the money!	128
As they begged for food he heard the raw desperation in their voices and knew it was time.	125
“This is a magic necklace, it will allow you to breath under water whenever you wear it!”	125
The DM said, “you need to roll a 20, because you don’t have enough dexterity to dodge this.”	124
She closed the cookbook and sighed, “I just can’t decide on a recipe for you!”	121