/u/I_dont-get_the-joke's posts
[WP] For months while traversing to your new job you notice a "speed limit enforced by aircraft" sign on the highway. One day you are running late and decide to speed to work only to be greeted by an AH-64 Apache attack helicopter.
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[WP] You hit someone in your car and ran from the scene. You watch the news to see if they're on to you only to find out you hit the worlds first zombie and stopped an outbreak. People are looking for the mystery hero that saved the world.
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[WP] The Men Without Hats can literally go wherever they want as long as they are dancing. The Governments of the world are getting tired and angry.
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[WP] Around 1960's we finally made it to the moon. We hear the famous line "Thats one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. holy hell. Is that another earth?"
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[WP] You are a patient with multiple personality disorder whose alternate persona, a psychiatrist, has successfully diagnosed you and convinced you to seek treatment.
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[WP] You're at a sales pitch trying to explain how your new mobile game, Game of Fire:Warzone, is different than every other mobile game of its type.
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[WP] You told your brother you would babysit your 5 year old nephew for the weekend. While playing outside you notice animals are unnaturally drawn to him. It wasn't until a deer came and laid next to him you realized, your nephew was a Disney Prince.
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[WP] The past couple weeks you keep having the same dream: You're lying on a metal table and a light is in your face. A dark silhouette stands above you and you hear "He isn't ready. Send him back." and then you wake up. One day, he says "He's ready. Pull him out."
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[WP] a mean spirited, crotchety old man is gifted a retired service dog after the death of a loved one
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