/u/I_dont-get_the-joke's posts
[WP] The battle rages on. The clanging of metal rings in your ears as you block a sword with your shield. Between the screams of agony you hear it: "We're Just gunna put a happy little blood splatter right there."
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[WP] You have a comfortable armchair that gives you a PhD's worth of knowledge in any field, relevant to the discussion you are having.
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[WP] You are a surgeon working the front lines of the American Civil War. 2 soldiers bring in another, shot twice, one in each leg. Looking closely you realize it is your brother. "Fix him up enough that he can be hanged for desertion" one of them says.
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[WP]"This was never suppose to happen" you say, cowering as bullets fly past your squadron. "I only joined the fight to pay for college!" You say. "Get your ass u--" Your superior yells before being shot, leaving you in charge.
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[WP] You are an expert fighter, carry a large assortment of guns on your person and have a superpower that can nullify any other power within a mile. You are a superhero assassin.
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[WP] You are a demon who is currently playing a game of wits with another demon for the soul a human pledged to both of you.
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[WP] Your family has the unique ability to live a day in one of your ancestors lives. You plan on abusing this to help you pass your American History test.
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[WP] You are a scientist and one of the world's leading researchers into cloning and aging technology. You are also a proud father, to yourself.
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