/u/JasonHolloway's posts
[WP] You are the greatest thief in the kingdom. You have stolen gold, a dragon's heart, even a dying star. You are given your greatest challenge: stealing a soul.
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[WP] Bill Gates has hired an assassin and promised him half of his wealth in exchange for murdering one person. The problem is, that person is Steve Jobs. Bill is completely convinced that Steve is still alive.
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[WP] The Chosen One rules over the kingdom while you are marked as the Evil One that will ruin everything. You don't understand why everyone thinks you're evil, considering all you want to do is end the monarchy and bring democracy to the kingdom.
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[WP] As it turns out, Earth is actually a display at an intergalactic zoo. The only reason humans have found this out is because a bratty alien kid accidentally fell through the interdimensional glass surrounding Earth. Now the aliens are trying to retrieve the kid from the dangerous humans.
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[WP] Knowing that cockroaches are the only creatures able to survive a nuclear attack, governments have begun training cockroaches as soldiers to fight for them after the nuclear apocalypse.
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[WP] Santa, Cupid, the Easter Bunny...everyone thinks they are different. But no, they are all just one immortal dressing up in costume and spreading stories to pass the time.
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[WP] Being "human" is actually a disease caught by extraterrestrial life forms, where they have no memory of their life before they became "human."
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[WP] Your date has just told you that she is your sworn enemy. You think she is joking until she brings out a katana.
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