/u/JasonHolloway's posts
[WP] Have you ever tripped and fallen on flat ground, and you just blamed your clumsiness for it? Turns out, it's not your fault. It's an army of invisible tiny elves trying to destroy the human species by attacking their legs.
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[WP] You work for a special department for the TSA that is only utilised around Valentine's Day. Your only job is to arrest the people who want to stop a plane to deliver one last romantic speech to their loved one.
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[WP] Millenia ago, a team of gods created the first sentient artificial intelligence. They called it H.U.M.A.N.
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[WP] Everyone is talking about America sending the first man to Mars, but no one notices that the Russians were ahead the whole time. They don't need to send a man a to Mars, because in Russia, Mars sends a man to you.
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[WP] You jumped through to a parallel universe, but you accidentally killed your other-self while doing it. Your body lies on the floor as you hear from downstairs, "Honey, I'm home!"
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[WP] Everyone has a guardian angel. Except for you. You have a guardian devil, and he's actively trying to make your life miserable.
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[WP] World War 3 is fought with a game of monopoly between America, the EU, Russia, and China. Everything that happens in the game has real life consequences. America just went to jail.
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[WP] It's 2017 and you're tired of humans still killing each other. To teach them a lesson, you decide to finally take back what you gave them: fire.
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[WP] "Contrary to popular belief, the planet of Earth is not a myth and was real," says your history professor. "In fact, humans played a pivotal role in creating the omniverse, and by extension, all of the Glorktian races."
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